May 25, 2017

Press 2 for Rape

Adult content. Rated X. Take guns away from law-abiding citizens. That will save lives. Oh wait, law-abiding citizens don’t shoot people. Take rape away from law-abiding citizens. Oh wait, law-abiding citizens don’t rape women (or men, to be gender equal). So, what the heck is going on in this country I want to save from evil. Press 2 for . . . That’s one consequence of this evil our corrupt politicians are forcing on American

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May 12, 2017

Democrats Double Down on ‘Dem “Ds”

Don’t you just love the Democrats. I do. If it wasn’t for the GOATs, I would have nothing interesting to write about. The RHINOs are just too dull and frankly, they don’t do anything. They’re afraid the MSM will call them racists, bigots, homophobes, et al. if they say or do anything. Donald Trump won the election by 74 Electoral Votes. The Democrats are in denial stating they won the popular vote by about 3,000,000

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April 21, 2017

Mr. Despicable Strikes Out Again

I wrote “Judge Gorsuch is Big League” for a March 22nd article. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Neil Gorsuch has a stellar record and his decisions have held up 98 percent of the times they were appealed. His only case that went to the Supreme Court was affirmed. He is a Constitutionalist, not an ideologue. That is exactly what America needs today and in the future. We don’t need “no stinking

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February 18, 2017

You Might Still be a GOAT if . . .

If you read my previous article, “You Might be a GOAT if . . .” you know I am not a fan, nor a worshiper, of the political establishment. I’ve have predictably called out politicians for what they are: career oriented, unethical, self-serving, self-centered, egotistic, narcissistic, immoral, shady, corrupt vermin. They are on the bottom of my list of most despicable lifeforms. My list of bottom feeders is as follows:

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October 16, 2016

Read Why I am a Racist

The Muckster is learning new stuff every day. Almost as fast as I am losing friends. But that’s okay. I am fulfilling my vision of bringing news to all of us unwashed, mindless souls who are still clinging to our guns and bibles. News that most of us do not see delivered by the Mainstream media (MSM).What Did I Learn Today?Today, I learned that I am a racist. How do I know? I read it

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February 24, 2016

Angry Bird or Screamin’ Meanie?

“Why am I losing friends so fast?  I always thought I was a nice guy.” I seem to have this problem when I meet women. The Muckster did it again this week. This time at an informal condo association dinner. I should have known from the Christmas Party (December 31, 2015 Article) to keep my mouth shut. Here’s how it all unfolded. One of the ladies, Gloria, at the long dinner table at El Charro’s

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February 17, 2016

Mizzou Pamper Raids

Before I enrolled at the University of Missouri in Columbia, Missouri there were stories of riotous “Panty Raids” on campus. Student unrest was pandemic. Alas, all of this came to screeching halt before I arrived. Our president was Frederick Middlebush, affectionately known as Freddie Centershrub. Male students were shameless sexists who offended female students; beer flowed in the frat houses; the confederate flag was flown at football games; and “Dixie” was sung more often than

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